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Assholes Are Everywhere

from UNO by Ace Chemicals

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a funky little guitar line i didn't quite know what to do with, so i made a weird anti trump song out of it and sang it strange.

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can't second guess it's obnoxious
vote second best and you'll be done
don't even mess with other options
don't go unless you pick the right one

it's not like them to give a fat care
go be like them and give a nice prayer
can't be surprised with feeling hot air
don't leave cuz assholes are everywhere

this was a laugh for a long time
now we've gone past any red lines
and this new blood test's a peace sign
already books about the decline

it's not like we can leave the armchair
they're shouting down oh would you be fair
can't be surprised with this nightmare
don't go out, assholes are everywhere

you say nothing's wrong
with this nothing song
and we'll just go along
to see it all gone

don't be distracted by lens flare
don't get sucked in by the blank stare
don't forget all about the affairs
don't go out assholes are everywhere

don't be impressed with the fanfare
don't believe the man with the fake hair
please don't give up on what ya do care
don't give up, assholes are everywhere

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from UNO, released August 7, 2016
words and music by joel a. machiela

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Ace Chemicals Salem, Oregon

joel a. machiela
ben thede
andy laflamme
justin stimson

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